 |  | |  |  | Friday 3rd September 2010 Is it just me, or does the week after a bank holiday weekend always seem to go extra slowly? Not to worry, Mousebreakers, we've got a brand new racing game to make what's left of the week pass in the blink of an eye
Read on to find out more... Alan Martin - Deputy Editor Can't Access Mousebreaker? Visit Pixeldawg.com for your flash gaming fix! | |  |  | Super Track Racers Top down racing action? Check. Power-ups? Check. Plenty of achievements? Check. Super Track Racers has got everything arcade race fans could possibly want, and then some. Can you get a good enough time to top the high score list?
| |  |  | Soccer Surgeon I'm afraid that Soccer Surgeon slipped from last week - blame NHS cuts. Or more accurately, blame unexpected illness. Still, it'll be here next week
The qualified physio says your striker's going to be out for months, but what does he know? Enter the world of the Soccer Surgeon - extract studs, improve referees vision and inflate goalkeeper hands on Mousebreaker next week in an unqualified attempt at being the soccer doctor
Coming Soon! | | Our Bloodiest Games | Being a soccer surgeon is not for the squeamish. Warm up for going wrist deep in guts by developing a gore immunity with the following... |  |  |  |  | Shoplifter Defence Shop security doesn't look the most exciting job in the world, but maybe that's because those in that career have never tried purchasing a full array of medieval weaponry to defend the precious mid-price range goods they protect. In Shoplifter Defence, you do just that, and the result is
bloody. This month's highscore: connor 42 | Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) One from our friends at Adult Swim, Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) sees you having, um, five minutes to kill yourself. There's all kinds of things in the office to end your life quicker, thus sparing you another tedious meeting, and once again some of them are truly unpleasant, despite the tongue in cheek feel of the game. This month's highscore: n/a | Extreme Luge You wouldn't catch me trying out this extreme sport in real life - not after watching my avatar in game explode into 4 bloody lumps time and time again, at any rate. Slide down the path with the mouse, desperately trying to avoid the jagged edges for as long as possible...
This month's highscore: Erum 222 | Christmas Naughty List Okay, so it's not the Christmas season (though give it a week and watch retail try to claim it is), but even without tinsel and busy highstreets, this festive game qualifies purely for the blood that flies when you decapitate each naughty celeb. Good chance of topping the high-scores out of season, too... This month's highscore: AJVB 140 | PLAY NOW! | PLAY NOW! | PLAY NOW! | PLAY NOW! | |  | |  |  |  |  |  | Stub Out Smokey Joe! A complex and challenging platformer that informs as well as entertains. Help your character clean up the world and convert choking smokers whilst learning about the effect that smoking has on our world and health. | Skyn It to Win It! It's been a tough day, and all you want to do is to get home for a night of wild passion with that special person. Race the clock as you collect Skyn condoms and avoid the seductive citizens of Randyville. Use the arrow keys to navigate and collect condoms for a sensation boost! | Dark Orbit Once a month if you have the chance to win of up to 10,000 GBP. The player who wins the jackpot battle receives all the jackpot GBPs he collected (from the bonus boxes) paid out in cold, hard cash. | Fingers at the Ready... Spar Ultimate Atletics!! Get your fingers at the ready to compete in the Spar UK Athletics! Use speed and timing to conquer 5 different events and train hard to beat your personal best. | |  | | In Play For Your Club, fans team up to play a weekly volley game against their real world opposition in a battle of 'who has the best supporters'. How did your team get on last week? | Blackburn | 21,896,375 | vs | 67,689,150 | Arsenal | Blackpool | 33,091,025 | vs | 5,180,125 | Fulham | Chelsea | 175,369,350 | vs | 213,888,875 | Stoke | Liverpool | 81,790,000 | vs | 3,598,725 | West Brom | Tottenham | 21,756,550 | vs | 5,664,600 | Wigan | Wolverhampton | 38,061,825 | vs | 30,593,150 | Newcastle | Man Utd | 112,215,850 | vs | 94,451,650 | West Ham | Bolton | 5,184,775 | vs | 9,949,350 | Birmingham | Sunderland | 25,708,150 | vs | 25,928,750 | Man City | Aston Villa | 22,622,925 | vs | 23,064,525 | Everton | | Pick of Play For Your Club... With the international break this weekend, players are going to have twice as much time to score points for their club. Here's the pick of the fixtures:
Newcastle United vs Blackpool Leeds United vs Swansea City Tranmere Rovers vs Peterborough United Bradford City vs Port Vale | |  |  | Top Spinner Blitz With games typically lasting just a minute, and the same 'one last go' appeal the series has always had, is it any wonder we can't stop playing Top Spinner Blitz? More arcadey than ever, you can now massively improve your score by chaining together sixes and hitting the always entertaining multiball
This month's highscore: Toumas 790 | |  |  | 18 Hole Crazy Golf This has just crept into our top 30 games chart after a fairly long absence, and it's good to see it back. An isometric mini golf game, with 18 holes at an ever increasing difficulty. The satisfaction of judging a putt just right should never be underestimated, and it's the perfect distraction to occupy a spare 15 minutes, and we guarantee you won't be stuck behind a family taking forever on the next hole. This month's highscore: bruce -29 | | Newsletter exclusive cheats! |  | Extreme Blast Billiards Cheats:
Level 5 - fixthepower Level 15 - jfmamj
Blast Billiards Gold Cheats:
Level 5 - Bomb Disposal - to get more time - beckford Level 10 - Pacman's Back - to remove a ghost - peppapig | |  | Remember, if you can't access Mousebreaker, be sure to visit www.pixeldawg.com to get your fix of quality flash games. And don't forget to follow @mousebreaker on Twitter for early access... | You are receiving this email because you are subscribed to the Mousebreaker email service. If you believe this to be in error, or you no longer wish to be sent the email, please click the link below
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